You Should Vote for John McCain If ...

• You want your healthcare benefits taxed for the first time in American history.
• You think Medicare and Medicaid benefits should be cut.
• You think the last 8 years have just freakin' ROCKED and you believe that this country is headed in the right direction.
• You want a president and vice president who continue to repeat the same lies as truth -- even after they have repeatedly been proven false.
• You think the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan should continue indefinitely.
• You believe that we should immediately drill for oil off of our coastlines (even though it probably won't do any good for at least 5-10 years).
• You don't want a president who promises to invest $150 billion over the next ten years toward developing alternative energy sources, but instead want a leader whose energy plan consists of "Drill, Baby, Drill."
• You want a president with poor impulse control and a nasty temper.
• You want a vice president completely unqualified to take over the presidency, who has broken the law as governor, and who believes that abortion should be illegal even in cases of rape or incest.
• You think giving the richest 5% of Americans more money is a good idea.
• You like the idea of a "tax-and-spend Republican" -- because that's what you'll get.
• You want a president who will give the middle class "very little in the way of direct benefits," according to the conservative journal National Review -- leaving 101 million households with no relief whatsoever.
• You want a president who will give $200 billion in tax cuts to corporations, including $4 billion for Big Oil.
• You want a president who will provide no relief in capital gains taxes for investments in small businesses, instead of a president like Obama, who would eliminate capital gains taxes for investments in small businesses.
• You want a president who voted to keep tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas.
• You want a president who strongly supports the Bush Administration's trade policies, which have already resulted in the loss of millions of American jobs.
• You want a president who opposed a minimum wage increase 19 times.
• You are opposed, like McCain, to the Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, which would have provided women with equal pay for equal work.
• You don't want to jumpstart the economy with an immediate $1000 tax cut for working families.
• You don't want to give tax breaks to companies that create jobs here in the United States.
• You want to continue spending over $10 billion a month in Iraq insteading of focusing on rebuilding our economy.
• You don't want to eliminate income taxes for seniors making less than $50,000 a year.
• You hate individual freedoms and want the ones we still have (after Bush/Cheney) to be taken away.
• You own a large multi-million dollar corporation or an oil company.
• You want to see our reliance on oil grow.
• You want someone who will refuse to talk to enemies to try and find peaceful solutions.
• You want four more years of "Joe the Plumber" and his idiocy.
• You think putting the Holy Bible into practice as our government's mission statement is a great idea.
• You want a president who grew up a rich Navy brat, graduated at the bottom of his Naval Academy class, crashed several planes out of arrogance, cheated on his wife and divorced her, and then married a rich woman so he wouldn’t have to worry about money.

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